Giant Pickleball Paddle
- Regular price
- $249.00
- Sale price
- $249.00
- Regular price
Legit paddle. Completely unserious size.
Meet the Giant Paddle—a full-size pickleball paddle’s wildly overconfident cousin. It’s built with the same familiar stuff you expect (carbon face + honeycomb core + edge foam vibes), just scaled up until it becomes a conversation starter… and a mild upper-body workout.
Kitchen Dominance (Emotionally)
At the net, your opponents will do the math:
“Can they actually speed up with that thing?”
Maybe. Maybe not. But they will absolutely think about it, and that’s point equity.
Rock-Solid Crowd Control
Stable? Sure. Intimidating? Definitely.
This paddle doesn’t just block speedups—it blocks small talk. People will ask about it. You will become known.
Spin That (Somehow) Still Bites
Yes, you can still roll it. Yes, you can still slice it. No, your wrist will not send you a thank-you note.
Perfect For
- Club nights, charity events, and “winner stays, loser uses the giant paddle” games.
- Gag gifts that actually get used.
- Anyone who thinks pickleball needs more theater.
