Giant Pickleball Paddle
- Regular price
- $249.00
- Sale price
- $249.00
- Regular price
Legit paddle. Completely unserious size.
Meet the Giant Paddle—a full-size pickleball paddle’s wildly overconfident cousin. It’s built with the same familiar stuff you expect (carbon face + honeycomb core + edge foam vibes), just scaled up until it becomes a conversation starter… and a mild upper-body workout.
Kitchen Dominance (Emotionally)
At the net, your opponents will do the math:
“Can they actually speed up with that thing?”
Maybe. Maybe not. But they will absolutely think about it, and that’s point equity.
Rock-Solid Crowd Control
Stable? Sure. Intimidating? Definitely.
This paddle doesn’t just block speedups—it blocks small talk. People will ask about it. You will become known.
Spin That (Somehow) Still Bites
Yes, you can still roll it. Yes, you can still slice it. No, your wrist will not send you a thank-you note.
Perfect For
- Club nights, charity events, and “winner stays, loser uses the giant paddle” games.
- Gag gifts that actually get used.
- Anyone who thinks pickleball needs more theater.
Specifications
Width: 19"
Length: 38.5"
Handle Length: 12"
Surface: Unidirectional Raw Carbon Fiber (others available)
Core: Cold pressed 10mm cells (for weight savings)
Weight: 40oz
Grip Circumference: 8"
Customer Reviews
FAQ's
Is the Giant Paddle actually playable?
It is 100% "legit" in construction but completely "unserious" in size. Built with a unidirectional raw carbon fiber face and a 10mm honeycomb core, it plays like a real paddle—just on a massive scale (38.5" long). It’s a legitimate piece of equipment that doubles as a workout.
What are the best uses for a paddle this size?
It’s the ultimate "crowd control" tool. It’s perfect for charity events, "winner stays / loser uses the giant paddle" games, or as a gag gift that actually performs. Be warned: it blocks speedups effortlessly, but your wrist might not thank you the next day.
Can you actually generate spin with it?
Surprisingly, yes. Because of the raw carbon fiber surface, you can still roll and slice the ball. However, with a 40oz weight and a 19" width, you'll need two hands (and some serious shoulder stability) to maximize its potential.